It's with a heavy heart......

Well its been a number of months since we've had to fire anybody....actually i didn't think we had anybody in our employ to fire!!!!  However after having to do some reviewing of our travel status to present.......we have decided that we have been led down one too many wrong roads.....led to one to many dead ends.....misdirected once to many times....With another driving day coming we had to weigh our options.....and it is with a heavy heart we have made our decision to let "GPS Susan" go.....Heavy heart my ass....we fired her ass....she's hideous, laughing at our every wrong road, dead end, and flat tyre.....Well i say to "GPS Susan", TOODLE-LOO!!  Find yourself some other poor saps to lead astray, but no use no more!!  Without further adou, we have shortlisted candidates for the position.....the newbie shall be disclosed after second round of interviews and we check references.  You will be notified as soon as it is done...we must hurry though, we bug out on the 18th....gotta go!!!