I Grab susan by her 12 volt umbilical cord, rip it out of the dash, put my window down, reel back my arm to toss this dizzy miss guiding bitch out the window, Robert grabs susan from my grasp, suggests i disconnect the jetta and go for a drive down the road further and see where we are???...isn't that brilliant, spend money on susan, take her to see the country, and just when you need her, she lets "me" down, apparently Robert has a soft spot for her...I said i had a soft spot for here to, right out in the horse manure outside the drivers window!!..As usual, Robert wins, I disconnect the jetta, hop in it..start to drive, Start looking on the centre console for the 4wheel drive button, as this road is not good...over the knoll, i stop...there's no way my little jetta can go any further, just then a band of mexicans in a toyota sienna van go flying by me, crazy mexicans!!
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